Plus I'm angry and worried about Chelsea and you all know how crazy your children-pretending-to-be-adults can make you.
So, here's what I got today from Gee You Knit.
| My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:|
Imperial Majesty Beth the Spurious of Withering Glance
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
I think the withering glance part is quite appropriate - you can ask Chelsea.